There was an old lady who wears black, carries a black umbrella and squats at the entrance of an asylum everyday without fail, rain or shine.
The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her but decided to understand her behavior first. So, the doctor also wears black and carries a black umbrella; squatted beside her everyday. The days go by...the two of them squatted side-by-side w/o a single exchange of word.
After one solid month, the old lady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor: "Err...Excuse me! Are you also a mushroom?"
A nurse saw a patient writing a letter.
She got curious and went to take a peek.
But the patient didn't wanna let her see.
Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?) So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"
Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the letter, how would I know??"
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